Preface1. John was a Baptist2. The Copenhagen Affair3. Radioactive Pants4. Meningiomas and Stuff5. It's Just Good Math6. Wooden Howdahs7. Armed Guards8. Doop. Yep. Doop.9. Peracetic Trifluoroacetic Acid10. Brother Barkley11. All Dogs Go to Hell(Purchase book)12. Seven Ways(Purchase book)13. The Knight's Quest(Purchase book)14. His Father Before Him(Purchase book)15. Perennial Locomotion(Purchase book)16. Tempered Paranoia(Purchase book)17. Doop's Demise(Purchase book)18. Defender of Dragons(Purchase book)19. A Peculiar Challenge(Purchase book)20. Platypus Milk(Purchase book)21. A Climbing Companion(Purchase book)22. Transcendental Existentialism(Purchase book)23. Nobility Defined(Purchase book)24. Bugging Barkley(Purchase book)25. A Questionable Competition(Purchase book)26. Mastering Knightish Arts(Purchase book)27. The Tesla Affair(Purchase book)28. Peace Before the Storm(Purchase book)29. Certain Death(Purchase book)30. The Dungeon(Purchase book)31. A Joyful Reunion(Purchase book)32. Tax Fraud Evasion(Purchase book)33. Barkley's Superiority(Purchase book)34. A Teaching on Teslas(Purchase book)35. Replacing the Irreplaceable(Purchase book)36. Flowers in Bloom(Purchase book)37. A Welcome Opportunity(Purchase book)38. First Things First(Purchase book)39. Breaking the Code(Purchase book)40. Dental Exams(Purchase book)41. The Kidnapping of Bernice(Purchase book)42. Barkley the Magnificent(Purchase book)43. Santa's Chihuahuas(Purchase book)44. The Great and Powerful Yiiri(Purchase book)45. Death by Sulfur(Purchase book)46. Trans-Dimensional Bewilderment(Purchase book)47. Duplicitous Memory(Purchase book)48. Chihuahua Undelivery(Purchase book)49. The Feast of Fire and Claws(Purchase book)50. A Powerful Discovery(Purchase book)51. Comical Cartography(Purchase book)52. The Forbidden Volume(Purchase book)53. Icarus and Daedalus(Purchase book)54. An Injudicious Incantation(Purchase book)55. Russet and Brown(Purchase book)56. The Closing Ceremony(Purchase book)Epilogue(Purchase book)
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